Furry Genius Mugs

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Albert Einstein

Dog yoga

Shampoo.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Jokes machine.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Four Star Meal

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Descartes' dog.

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"I'm going green, too. I'm finally going to mow the lawn."

Mic drop

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 15