Furlough Fan Gifts

UK furlough scheme

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Turkish Democracy

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I hate it when we fight."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

When boomerangs argue.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"This is the best news."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"It comes with great sadness, that one of you will be placed on furlough, for a minimum of three weeks."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"He's my friend. I made him today."

'It's for you.'

'Thank you, Congressmen, for appearing on 'Face the People'. May the best funded man win.'