Funny Gift Moment Pillows

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Labrador Non-retriever

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'This milk smells funny.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

'First time fly fishing?'

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'