Funeral Reformer Gifts

Hip hop funerals.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

Gravedigger

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Dead Batteries

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

Viking Funeral

"Ah look. He wants to go walkies."

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

HEARSE XING

'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"Welcome Death, Inc."

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

'It was so sudden. No one's had a chance to tell him.'

'But I miss all the funerals we used to go to.'

"Bluetooth costs extra."

"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."

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