Funeral Crasher Aficionado Gifts

Have you ever been to a funeral, Randy? Of course. Dozens. You've lost dozens of people? What happened, some natural disaster or something? No, I didn

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"The brakes don't work."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

"Trust me - he's going to a better place."

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

At Salvador Dali's funeral,

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

Dead Batteries

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"Sir, did the piano die?"

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Undertakers Pole

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."

"No, no, I did not know him! I'm just practicing!"

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."