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Funeral Ceremony Satirist Gifts
Searching for a gift for a funeral ceremony satirist? Celebrate their sharp wit and sense of humor with cleverly designed products that bring a unique touch to somber occasions. Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items perfect for someone who appreciates satire in all aspects of life, including when paying homage or making light of life's inevitable moments.
'Okay.. what the hell.'
"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
'He wanted to be remembered this way.'
"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
The game comes first...
'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'
Eucharist
Dead Man's Handel
'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
Marriage Returns
"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."
'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'
Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.
"Well he was there a minute ago!"
'She was always very proud of her figure.'
'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'
Fisherman Funneral
No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).
'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'
"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."
Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."
"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."
Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.
"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."
'Why is he always hanging around?'
"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."
'I thought new home prices had fallen.'
O'Leary's Monuments
'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'
"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."
'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."
Funeral Ceremony Satirist Gifts Collection
Funeral Ceremony Satirist Mugs
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Funeral Ceremony Satirist Pillows
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Funeral Ceremony Satirist Prints
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Funeral Ceremony Satirist T-Shirts
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