Funding Fox Gifts

Fishy Business: Federal Grant Money

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Fox hunting.

Pinara fund

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.

EU money addiction

"Now. Hear. This."

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Defunding increases aggression."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'