Funding Fox Mugs

Fishy Business: Federal Grant Money

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Fox hunting.

Pinara fund

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

EU money addiction

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Defunding increases aggression."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

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