Funding Fighter Gifts

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

'I'm worried -- It's getting harder and harder to qualify for Federal grants!'

negotiating with the Treasury

'I do feel for these quangos.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

A street fight.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Stress on GPs

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

EU money addiction

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Defunding increases aggression."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Shadow Punch

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'