Fiscal Fox Gifts

'It's up to you, but I'd recommend long-term growth stocks.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'It's your debt to society.'

Euro crisis bailout.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

U.S.S. Budget

"No more stress!"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Big Government - Things to Eliminate!!

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

"I was worried about the fiscal budget. It's not like we can just print more money. Then I remembered, we're the government...of course we can just print more!"

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'