Fiscal Fox T-Shirts

'It's up to you, but I'd recommend long-term growth stocks.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

Euro crisis bailout.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

U.S.S. Budget

Big Government - Things to Eliminate!!

"No more stress!"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

"I was worried about the fiscal budget. It's not like we can just print more money. Then I remembered, we're the government...of course we can just print more!"

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'