Fun Math Moments Gifts

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"This does not make us friends."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"Pi and mash squared please."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

A Wrecked-angle.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"The number 288 should never be mentioned. It's two gross."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

Cereal for Accountants

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

Zorro does algebra.

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.