Fun Math Moments Gifts

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"This does not make us friends."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

A Wrecked-angle.

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

"The number 288 should never be mentioned. It's two gross."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Cereal for Accountants

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Zorro does algebra.

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

When statisticians argue.