Frustrated Foreman Gifts

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'No it's still not fixed'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

How to Build a Bungalow

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Dang it."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"You are domineering, foulmouth and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

Construction in 2022

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

Workmen Lifting.

Workman lifting plasterboard.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Construction safety.

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

Angry tennis player.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'