Foreman Gifts

"Considering I punch in and out for you half the time, Larry, I guess it's only fair I keep half your paycheck!"

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for five years!"

Workmen Lifting.

Workman lifting plasterboard.

Lenny learns the difference between constructive and construction criticism.

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

Construction safety.

"Guys, if you don't fill in your timesheets properly, we won't be able to plan future dam projects effectively..."

"This is heavy!"

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"I hear the workers hate your guts, Batson. Keep it up."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'You're foreman at a lumber yard. I wish you wouldn't tell people you're chairman of the boards.'

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

Builder Lifting RSJ.

"I'm the night shift foreman - you wanted to see me?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Sorry! He's new.'

"You are domineering, foulmouth and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

We really care!...

How to Build a Bungalow

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"Stop that!"

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Tiredness Kills - Take A Break.

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

"O' Malley! Did I just hear you call our 'person' hole a 'man' hole?!!"

A concrete crew is pouring concrete over foreman.

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Shoot...not literally, of course.