Festive Foreman Gifts

Construction in 2022

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

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'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Safe Christmas.

Jack and the Snowman.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.