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'Ho, ho, ho!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Vendo Tree.

Xmas

Christmas card access

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

Carolling

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

Congregation

Elf

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'