"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"
Festive Chefs Gifts
Looking for a gift for the festive chef in your life? Whether they’re baking up holiday magic or cooking hearty feasts, find delightful items that celebrate their passion for culinary creativity during the festive season. Our collection features humorous and warm designs that make cooking even more joyful and give their kitchen a touch of holiday whimsy.
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
Night of the Latkes
Halloween may be a little different this year.
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
Frosting the Snowman
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
Panettone
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
Turkey Autopsy
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
"Anything but milk and cookies."
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."
Classic Emojis for sale.
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."
Bad gifts
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"
"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
Happy St Pancakes Day
'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'
Festive Chefs Gifts Collection
Festive Chefs Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for festive chefs, and find a hilarious or heartfelt design that makes every sip during holiday cooking memorable.
Festive Chefs Pillows
Enhance their kitchen or dining area with cozy pillows featuring festive chef themes. Perfect for adding warmth and personality to their holiday decor.
Festive Chefs Prints
Find inspiring and humorous kitchen or holiday-themed prints that make delightful wall decor for the festive chef’s favorite space.
Festive Chefs T-Shirts
Discover our humorous and cheerful t-shirts designed for festive chefs. They’re ideal for holiday cooking classes, family gatherings, or just spreading culinary joy.