Festive Creative Gifts

Samurai Reindeer

Christmas Tree with Artists Pencils and Brushes

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Bad gifts

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Safe Christmas.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Vendo Tree.

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Birthday Painting

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."