Frustrated Foodies Gifts

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"He's a fussy eater."

'My French is not so good.'

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"Chicken 'Laissez-faire'?"

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Another Bloody Cookery Show

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

"Good news is we won a trip. bad news is that it's a trip to France."

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.

"You need to disable cookies and pizza and ice cream and..."

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

"Some kids are eating so much junk food and getting so fat they can hardly move."

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

She left and took everything. How could she, he thought, she knows how much I hate grocery shopping.