Frustrated Foodies Gifts

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"He's a fussy eater."

'My French is not so good.'

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"Chicken 'Laissez-faire'?"

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

"You need to disable cookies and pizza and ice cream and..."

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.

"Good news is we won a trip. bad news is that it's a trip to France."

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

"Some kids are eating so much junk food and getting so fat they can hardly move."