Frontier Humorist Gifts

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"This is a terrible table!"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"Rising sea levels."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

An snail shell with a chimney