Territorial Humorist Gifts

“Hey You Get off of my cloud”

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

I fart more than that!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

A Venus cow trap.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

California Beverages Map

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'