Friendly Fumes Foe Gifts

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Cat in a tank...

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

The Rivalry Begins

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Men painting red and white.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Squash Partners.

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! (colour)

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Competitions.

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.