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The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Cat in a tank...

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

The Rivalry Begins

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Men painting red and white.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! (colour)

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Competitions.

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Cricket.