Friendly Face Admirers Gifts

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Tom Hanks

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Harriet Walter

Michael Caine

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

David Bowie

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Melanie Griffith

The Month of June

Madonna.

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Ed Asner - 1929-2021

Rowan Atkinson

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

MIla Kunis

Seventies heartthrob

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Natalie Dormer

Stardust Memories

'Yes, face transplants are now possible and no...you can't have Brad Pitts.'

Dame Maggie Smith

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'