Friend With A Mischievous Pet Gifts

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

"What have you done?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Humans are strange."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Chasebook

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Separation

Labrador Non-retriever

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Day Afternoon

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Examination.

"Cat park"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'