Friend With A Mischievous Pet T-Shirts

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

"What have you done?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"This never happened."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Christmas Pets

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Humans are strange."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Chasebook

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Garbage Piñata

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Labrador Non-retriever

Separation

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dog Day Afternoon

"Cat park"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Examination.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

he used to belong to a cartoonist