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Thoughtful Dog

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"What have you done?"

"I'm training him."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

"Tree's up!"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"