Fridge Hater Gifts

'Damn this hot weather! The milk's gone off again.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Noah's fridge

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

Diet Enforcer

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Dumping Fridges.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'