Fridge Outlaw Enthusiasts Gifts

When the milk goes bad.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I'm going in."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"I think the milk's off!"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

Global Warming.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"