Fridge Outlaw Enthusiasts T-Shirts

When the milk goes bad.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm going in."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"I think the milk's off!"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Noah's fridge

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"