Fridge Escapologist T-Shirts

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Entertainment systems

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Houdini 2019

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

'Wait for me!'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'