Fridge Escapologist Pillows

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Entertainment systems

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Houdini 2019

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Wait for me!'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."