Fridge Comedian Gifts

Spoiled Milk

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Oh, Christ.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Greco-polar wrestling

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Noah's fridge

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'