Fridge Comedian Prints

Spoiled Milk

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Oh, Christ.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Noah's fridge

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."