Fridge Philosophers Gifts

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'I preferred his earlier work.'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"