Fridge Philosophers Gifts

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"