Frosty Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the frosty philosopher in your life? Our curated selection of creatively illustrated items combines wit and wisdom, ideal for those who love to ponder while keeping their cool. From humorous mugs and t-shirts to cozy pillows and striking prints, these products are as thoughtful as they are fun. Whether it's for a friend, a colleague, or yourself, you'll find plenty to inspire icy thoughts and warm smiles.

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"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?" mockup

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

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"Little help?"

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Pigeon Little

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Lemniskate

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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Reverse psychology

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'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.' mockup

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job! mockup

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees." mockup

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.' mockup

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

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Football fan

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?" mockup

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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Fish Food

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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.' mockup

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

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"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry." mockup

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

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Ski Lift Glove Fishing

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"It Works For Us."

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Frosty Philosophers Gifts Collection

Frosty Philosophers Mugs

Love these frosty thinkers? Check out our full range of mugs featuring their clever designs to brighten your mornings or gift witty wisdom to a friend.

Frosty Philosophers Pillows

Bring some icy intellect to your decor with our frosty philosophers pillows. Cozy, stylish, and fun—just like the thinkers they celebrate.

Frosty Philosophers Prints

Decorate your space with our frosty philosophers prints—perfect for adding a witty, thought-provoking touch to any room.

Frosty Philosophers T-Shirts

Want to wear your wit? Explore our collection of frosty philosophers t-shirts—smart, humorous, and perfect for expressing a cool, contemplative attitude.