Fridge Art Curator Gifts

"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Foreclosure on a drawing of a house.

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Do I have to be creative?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.