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"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Foreclosure on a drawing of a house.

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Do I have to be creative?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief