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Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Pray for me.'

"Caricatures $20"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Art Gallery.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'