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Private view of refrigerator art by child.

Animal Magnetism

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

Art Gallery.

"Caricatures $20"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"He's an abstract artist."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.