Fridge Art Collector Pillows

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

Animal Magnetism

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Caricatures $20"

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"I read 'Art News.'"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'