Fridge Gallery Curator Pillows

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Of course, until they appoint a new N.E.A. chairman I'm in limbo."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

Children's artwork exhibition.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"That must be the artist over there."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

The perfectionist.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Francoise Gilot

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."