Fridge Gallery Curators T-Shirts

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Paul Klee

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

The perfectionist.

"That must be the artist over there."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."

Sculptor's chippings

Francoise Gilot

Happy Hog - Manet

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"He's left out the staples"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'