Fridge Gallery Curators Prints

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"That must be the artist over there."

The perfectionist.

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Francoise Gilot

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Sculptor's chippings

"He's left out the staples"

Happy Hog - Manet

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."