Refrigerator Art Curator T-Shirts

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Do I have to be creative?'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

Escher exhibition first floor

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief