Refrigerator Art Curator Mugs

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'