Foxtrot Gifts

Quicksand.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Fox hunting.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Two robots are playing table football.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Stealth grazing.

Blackbirds.

Alternative Airport

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.