Loves A Good Foxtrot Twist Gifts

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Diet Sugar House.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Quicksand.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

School of Dance

Dancing with death.

Hansel and Gretal.

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

The modern version.

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"Velcro!"

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

Finishing Line

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Island

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.