Foxtrot Fanatic Gifts

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Perfect Foil

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Airport

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'He has really taken to the training.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."