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"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Can our software do that?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

The Perfect Foil

The First Kite

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Airport

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Helicopter

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.